Science tells us that light and sound waves will travel at different speeds through mediums with different densities. This process is called refraction. Somewhere in the greater Jacksonville listening area refractions aid radio waves in creating a lingering vibe. This vibe is called The Sidewalk Kids Show. It happens every Tuesday night. The Sidewalk Kids are culprits with lots of dirty little secrets. Their secrets are hosted by the Dirti Sugar Radio Network (DSRN).
Scientists didn’t account for this phenomenon called The Sidewalk Kids. Nor did anyone consider their dirty little secrets would cause a bunch of dirty words to form audio-cosmic phenomena forcing ear buds to pop out and speakers to quake. This is phenomenon is a threat to our landscape of status quo. Yet the public wants it.
Jacksonville is lucky to get it. But others can become privileged if they are in the know. Those who aren’t in the know just keep inquiring. The Sidewalk Kids sill keep dishin’ the dirt. DSRN is bent on expanding. May be their secret is the fine art of distraction. It’s an ancient practice which preys upon the unsuspecting. What we do know is their two-hour show on http://dirtisugar.tumblr.com/radio from 8 – 10 PM every Tuesday night is infectious.
Listeners must beware of any symptoms. Initially their arsenal of tools will seem harmless. Nothing on the show will appear as it seems. The need to feel offended will often become compelling. You will find yourself yelling, “No they didn’t.” About an hour later, you will embrace some of their madness as logic. That is when things will really get scary. By next Tuesday you are logging on for another dose. Finally loved ones notice you are logged on Dirti Sugar Radio and it’s not even Tuesday. You just can’t help yourself. You have hit the point of no return.
Your only cure is to pass it one. Get somebody else to log on. You’ll want the company. The need to gain acceptance for your getting’ dirty fetish is very compelling. Water cooler crowds won’t understand. Don’t worry. Getting dirty is never fatal unless you let little ones listen to this show. It will never be PG thing. The Sidewalk Kids will always sling something dirty. So join the ranks. Log on and tune in.
Go back to DSRN at will for a repeat during the week and let you ears tingle. Sorry, DSRN is adamant about this disclaimer.
“Causing a tingling sensation to the rest of your parts is up to you. DSRN and said author assumes no responsibility for any residual effects to or on behalf of The Sidewalk Kids listening audiences. ”
Knowing how to cope with this phenomenon makes who and why issues seem unimportant. What is important is the opportunity to experience something fresh. Remember, put the little ones to bed or plug-in your headphones. The secret is out. Gettin’ Dirti with The Sidewalk Kids is a must.
Log on to http://dirtisugar.tumblr.com/radio from eight to ten where the show might get a little dirty but it is a good time.